Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

 

Jokes are funny because they catch you off guard.  They have more than the meaning you are thinking of, or things get exaggerated to an extreme. As an example, try this on someone

 

Can you use the word officiate in a sentence?
Sure.  I was asked to officiate at the basketball game.
Nope.  You should have said my sister got sick from a fish she ate!

 

Knock knock jokes enjoy a unique spot on the humor spectrum. Although they are often considered childish or limited in their comedic appeal, knock knock jokes can actually be thought of as merely a medium through which several types of humor can pass.

 

Sophisticated knock knock jokes can take advantage of concepts such as anti-jokes, puns, rhythm, homonyms, and other tactics. Wordplay is the popular route for knock knock delivery, but advanced jokers can actually take advantage of the expected sequence and break it, bringing an element of surprise to the recipient.

For some family fun, try these knock knock jokes with your kids. There are 88 of them, so pick and choose the best knock knocks for your kids.

 


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

 

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
God bless you!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock  Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

 

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?

Mary.
Mary Who?

Merry Christmas

 

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Spider.
Spider who?

Spider what everyone says, I like you!

 

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bass.
Bass who?

Bass the salt and pepper please!

Knock Knock!
Who's there

Gorilla.
Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Alligator.
Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Thumpin.
Thumping who?

Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

 

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don forget to close the door.

 

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Abby.
Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Adolph.
Adolph who?

Adolph ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Aida.
Aida who?

Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Al.
Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open this door!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Albee!
Albee who?

Albee a monkey's uncle!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Aldo.
Aldo who?

Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Alec!
Alec who?

Alec-tricity.  Isn't that a shock!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Alex.
Alex who?

Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Alexia.
Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Anna.
Anna who?

Anna going to tell you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Annetta.
Annetta who?

Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Annie.
Annie who?

Annie one you like!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Ash.
Ash who?

Bless you. I did not mean to make you sneeze!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Avery.
Avery who?

Avery time I come to your house we go through this!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Barbara.
Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep, have you any wool!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Ben.
Ben who?

Been knocking so long my hand hurts!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Celeste.
Celeste who?

Celeste time I'm telling you, open up!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Champ.
Champ who?

Champ poo your hair, it's dirty!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Colleen.
Colleen who?

Colleen up your room, its a mess!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Dewey.
Dewey who?

Dewey have to listen to all this knocking!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Dwayne.
Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Emma.
Emma who?

Em Ma cracking you up?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Fred.
Fred who?

Whose a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

General Lee.
General Lee who!

Generally I do not tell jokes!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Gus.
Gus who?
Gus you don't want to play?


Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Heidi.
Heidi who?

Heidi-clare war on you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Helena.
Helena who?

Helena hand basket!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Irene.
Irene who?

Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Irma.
Irma who?

Irma big girl now!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Isaac.
Isaac who?

Isaac'ly who do think this is?

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?

Isabelle.
Isabelle who?

Isabelle out of order? I had to knock.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Jose.
Jose who?

Jose can you see, by the dawns early ...!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Juana.
Juana who?

Juana come out and play?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Justin.
Justin who?

Justin time for dinner!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Ken.
Ken who?

Ken you tell me some good knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Leena.
Leena who?

Leena little closer and I will tell you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Luke.
Luke who?

Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?

Mary Lee, life is but a dream. Row, Row your boat!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Max.
Max who?

Max no difference to you, just let me in!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Meg.
Meg who?

Meg up your mind!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?

Mikey.
Mikey who?

Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Neal.
Neal who?

Neal and pray!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Oliver.
Oliver who?

Oliver troubles are over!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Oscar.
Oscar who?

Oscar a stupid question, you get a stupid answer!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Paul.
Paul who?

Paul up a chair and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Phillip.
Phillip who?

Fill up the gas tank, I'm running low!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Phyllis.
Phyllis who!

Phyllis in on the news!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Rena.
Rena who?

Rena this bell doesn't do any good!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Rhoda.
Rhoda who?

Row, Row, Rhoda boat...!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Ringo.
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Rita.
Rita who?

Rita good book!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Robin.
Robin who?

I’m Robin your house!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Rocky.
Rocky who?

Rocky bye baby on the tree top!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Ron!
Ron who?
Ron dinnertime, give me a call!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Rona.
Rona who?

Rona the mill!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Rufus.
Rufus who?

Rufus leaking and I'm getting wet!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Sadie.
Sadie who?

Sadie magic words and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Sam.
Sam who?

Sam day you'll recognize me!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Salmon.
Salmon  who?

Salmon chanted evening, you will meet a stranger...!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Sarah.
Sarah who?

Sarah reason you're not laughing?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Saul.
Saul who?

Saul the King's horses and all the King's men...!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Shelby.
Shelby who?

Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes..!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Shirley.
Shirley who?

Shirley you must know me by now!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Sid.
Sid who?

Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Stan.
Stan who?

Stan back so I can see you better!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Stu.
Stu who?

Stu late to ask questions!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Thayer.
Thayer who?

Thayer sorry. Who should they apologize to?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Thea.
Thea who?

Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Theodore.
Thedore who?

Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Theresa.
Theresa who?

Theresa fly in my soup!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Tom Sawyer.
Tom Sawyer who?

Tom Sawyer underwear!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Wanda.
Wanda who?

Wanda where I put my car keys!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

Will.
Will who?

Will you let me in, it’s cold out here.

 


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